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<title>Freelance Solutions - Forums</title>
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<description>Freelance Solutions</description>
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<title>Admins Required</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=47#47</link>
<description><![CDATA[Will I have access to other sections of the site, so i can post content and could i start off a section of the forums for members of a single group to see.

Yes you will, ive sent you a PM.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Site help</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-25T16:41:05-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator></item>
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<title>2 Questions</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=46#46</link>
<description><![CDATA[1..If your not going to charge a subscription, how are you going to make any money?
2..With so many exchange sites out there, what makes this site different?
That is the problem, I used to use a subscription site (£30.00 per month), which worked out OK. But I found a lot of drivers would not get the work, to make this charge worth while. Some part time drivers and some new drivers, just would not find the work. So I decided to charge by the job, if you bid for the job and get it, you pay say £]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Site Questions</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-25T16:35:51-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Short Guide To Religions</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=35#35</link>
<description><![CDATA[Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: Heya If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: Heya If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Heya Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Heya Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before in another life
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: You are in shit because u never sent me money
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-07-19T01:54:21-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by gardnercycelia</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Short Guide To Religions</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=34#34</link>
<description><![CDATA[Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: Heya If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: Heya If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Heya Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Heya Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before in another life
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: You are in shit because u never sent me money
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Storys</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-07-19T01:48:16-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by zybalajeanna</dc:creator></item>
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<title>A young man and his date</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=27#27</link>
<description><![CDATA[A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
&#34;I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.&#34; The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. &#34;Why aren't we going anywhere?&#34; asked the girl.
&#34;Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-15T22:26:11-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by babe</dc:creator></item>
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<title>The Hippie and The Nun</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=26#26</link>
<description><![CDATA[A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, &#34;If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you.&#34;
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun g]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-15T22:23:59-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by babe</dc:creator></item>
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<title>How do i post this into the news page</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=24#24</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sorry I had to switch the module on.
In the links menu &#34;top left&#34; select &#34;Authors and Articles&#34;, a new page will open with the required link to submit the content page. you need to be logged in to do so.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Site help</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-25T09:13:09-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Playing truck driver</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=18#18</link>
<description><![CDATA[One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb.

The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.

Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.

After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing.

The little boy replied, &#34;I']]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-21T17:04:58-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by keith</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Two truckers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Two truckers are sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began choking on a hambuger. As she gasped and gagged, one trucker turned to the other and said &#34;that little gal is havin a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help her.&#34; He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big hands, and asked, &#34;kin ya swaller?&#34; Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked &#34;kin ya breathe?&#34; Still gasping, she shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt,]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-21T17:03:20-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by keith</dc:creator></item>
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<title>There was three blondes</title>
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<description><![CDATA[There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in the base and are then on ladders trying to measure the flagpole. Finally an architect walks by and sees they are having trouble so he takes the pole out of the ground and lays it down and pulls out his tape measure and measures the pole. He writes the measurement on a piece of paper and walks away. The blondes look at each other and say &#34;Ju]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-14T17:12:12-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by james</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Satan and lawyers</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=14#14</link>
<description><![CDATA[An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, &#34;Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place.&#34; So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One da]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-14T17:07:18-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by james</dc:creator></item>
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<title>broken brunette</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=13#13</link>
<description><![CDATA[A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, &#34;Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!&#34; The doctor asks, &#34;Were you ever a Blonde?&#34;

&#34;Yes, I was.&#34; she replies. &#34;Why do you ask?&#34;

The doctor answers, &#34;because your finger is broken!&#34;]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-13T17:49:09-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator></item>
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<title>MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=12#12</link>
<description><![CDATA[A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least inter]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-13T17:45:17-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by bush</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Stress</title>
<link>http://www.freelance-solutions.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=11#11</link>
<description><![CDATA[An office manager who supports Arsenal arrives at his department and sees a Spurs fan sitting behind a desk, totally stressed out. He also used to have a stress problem, so he gave him the following advice to the Tottenham man: &#34;I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered and sexually satisfied by my wife. It was fantastic and it really helped. You should try it too, you'll feel like a new man!&#34;.
Two weeks later the Gooner arrives at his department he sees the Sp]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-13T17:40:24-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by bush</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Cheerful Truck Driver</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the
 middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal,
 three wild-looking motorcyclists roared up--bearded,
 leather-jacketed, filthy.
 
 For no reason at all, the selected the truck driver as a target.
 One poured pepper over his head, another stole his apple pie, the
 third deliberately tipped his coffee over. The truck driver never
 said one word, just stood up, paid his check, and left.
 
 &#34;That truck driv]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Jokes</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-13T17:30:09-05:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by bush</dc:creator></item>
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